Monday, November 18, 2013

A Series of Hilarious Events

On Monday, November 11, 2013 12:22 PM, Martha Zeller <martha.zeller@myldsmail.net> wrote:

Wow! This week was something else! I suppose we can start with the first hilarious event that is definitely the most random. So I woke up at 6:30 and stumbled to the bathroom. I opened the lid to the toilet and to my surprise there was a MOUSE IN THERE! Of course I freaked out. I called to Sister Bennett to come in there and she told me later that my voice sounded like a murderer had gotten into the apartment. Ha ha. This little mouse had somehow gotten into the toilet and was swimming for who knows how long trying to get out. So we got it into some tupper wear and let it free in the woods outside. I don't think I have ever laughed so much that early in the morning. 
 
On our P Day last week we somehow forgot to do our laundry. So we decided to do it later in the week during our lunch hour because a subway is right next to the laundromat. We finally had a chance on Wednesday to do it. So we put our stuff in and ate our sandwiches (delicious). There were Catching Fire posters everywhere. Can't wait to see it when I get home! Anyway, we were sitting there waiting for our laundry when this guy comes up and starts talking to us. He didn't look like the most sane man in history but he gave us his card (he was a musician or something) and so we gave him our card (a pass along card with Christ on the front). Then he started talking about how he loves Jesus but Satan is so strong and just works on him. We invited him to church and then we got our laundry and left. Later that night the called us and I answered because Sister Bennett was driving. He started talking about how Satan was too strong and he couldn't do this anymore and I started to kind of freak out because he sounded suicidal. I had no idea what to say but I knew he loved music so I told him to play me a song. He was like..... OKAY! He played us this song he made up and then we sang to him (I Know That My Redeemer Lives). It was great but we had to go to a meeting and I told him to hang in there and then we hung up and whatever. While we were in the meeting he called us. Then he called us again. Then 2 more times. I don't even remember giving him our number. Long story short he calls us every day. On Thursday it was about 14 times with 4 voice mails but now it's calmed down to about 4. It's great. Good 'ol stalker Randy. No worries Mom, he's harmless. He wasn't suicidal either. 
 
Next hilarious event! On Saturday we went to this less active members home who loved to cook. We were just going to stop by but she insisted we stay for lunch (she had made lasagna which is my favorite). The problem was we had just gone to lunch so we weren't hungry at all. But she insisted and instead of giving us a little bit she gave us the biggest slab of lasagna I have ever seen. Which was fine because I finished it pretty fast. Tyler Owens, I was thinking in my head in that moment "Dang girl! Sure can put it away!" Ha ha ha. BUT THEN! We had a dinner appointment right after that. I'm not going to lie, I think I gained 5 lbs that day. 
 
During a silence while we were there the lady Lorraine said out of the blue "You have a shiny spot on your forehead". Of course I thought she was just saying my forehead was all greasy and I was thoroughly embarrassed. Then she said there were shinies all over the table cloth. I was like what? She meant there was a sparkle on my forehead. HAHA! People and their funny words.
 
Dadio! Send me your conversion story please! Mom, don't delete the voice mails on my phone! You will die if you do. 
 
Enough funny stories already! There were so many miracles this week I don't even know where to begin!
 
I suppose I will start with an awesome lady in the Stroudsburg ward named Sister Cheetam. We had a lesson with our investigator Ron that morning and we could not find a ride! Sister Bennett had a thought in her prayers that we should call and ask for a ride. So we did and she was down for it. He lives in Dingmansferry which is an hour from where we live (still in our area). We were so happy! We got to the lesson and it's kind of hard to teach Ron because he goes off on these tangents and we can't stay on track. The lesson was going so so when Sister Cheetam started talking and baring her testimony about obedience. It was so awesome and it was exactly what Ron needed to hear. From that I bore my testimony and challenged him to experiment upon our words. He came to church on Sunday and pulled me aside. He said that what I said really changed him and he was so excited. It was awesome!!! Moments like that make everything worth it! Even our toilet being clogged ever since we found that mouse! (It's been like 4 days!) The Lord has so many blessings in store for those that are obedient to his commandments. Basically all I teach about is how much God and Jesus Christ love us. That's why we are here on this earth! Heavenly Father loves us and wants us to have what He has. He wants us to be happy! So awesome!
 
The biggest lesson this week that I learned was that of diligence, obedience, and charity. Mike is our golden investigator and we went to teach him again last week. It would've gone great except neither Sister Bennett nor I had the spirit with us. You can't teach when the Spirit isn't there. Earlier that day we had spent too long at a less active's house for various reasons. But basically we weren't worthy of the Spirit and those blessings even though HF wanted to give them to us so bad. After the closing prayer Sister Wheelis, the member we brought with us who is so awesome and sweet, offered to sing a primary song to them. She started singing a child's prayer half way through I got a prompting that I should join in. We were both singing and I felt the Spirit soooo strong. After the song was over I asked Mike how he felt. He said "I felt something." I told him it was the Holy Ghost and him and his daughter told us to sing another one. So we sang I am a Child of God. I am so happy that the Spirit was there when we left. 
 
Sister Bennett and I could have been a lot more diligent and obedient. After we got into the car the Spirit was gone again. I woke up the next morning and it still wasn't there. It was so frustrating! I was so confused on how I was supposed to do anything. I was so used to having it. I did all I could to get it back. I was super obedient, prayed, and I even fasted but still. I just wondered what lesson I was supposed to be learning. I decided not to be bummed. I decided to continue to do what I knew was right and just be happy. So I did! The Spirit didn't return until that night but it wasn't stronger than I have ever felt it before. I'm not even sure how this happened but in the midst of that trial I learned how to just speak to people and not be afraid of saying something wrong. Everyone is a brother or sister. I learned to forget about myself and just focus on other people all the time. That is my job as a full time missionary and it truly is the best job in the whole wide world.
 
This week was great and every Sunday I grow to love this ward more and more. They are all so wonderful! Sister Bennett and I get along so incredibly well and we have a lot of fun. We also work really well together in terms of teaching. She has taught me so much about teaching and pretty much about everything. She truly is an amazing missionary and you can tell she is really trying her best. What a wonderful trainer! I am so blessed!
 
This week should be great and I am so excited to see the Lord's hand in everything I do. I feel his love everyday and D&C 4 gives me so much strength.

Have a great week everyone! Good luck in college Joey! You will love it! Adrienne, good luck in Russia! I miss your brownies Wendy! Good luck in the MTC Elder Gaylor! You will do awesome!

Until next week,
 
Sister Zeller #4

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